As outlined in the ‘My f-ing Neighbors‘ article posted on March 1st 2012, it is my right to request that you cease all ‘loud-loving activities’ between the hours of midnight and 7 am, especially on weeknights.
I am exercising my right to do so with this letter. I request that you immediately CEASE and DESIST all loud activity in unorderly hours so I can attempt to get my own beauty sleep with the hope of one day enjoying ‘loud-loving activity’ myself.
Yes, we get it. You really love each other but now shut that down before the kids downstairs think they’re watching Jurassic Park.
Please give this letter the attention it deserves and then each other – in that order only.
AKA Pippa Lord who just happens to look like her today. Thanks again.